hyyerrus:

this just gave me life

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skinsluver:

When someone is annoying the shit out of you

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4gifs:

Heard you was talkin trash like I wouldnt find out

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save-your-money-baby:

The comebacks are real.

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lavishvia:

westcoastgoddess:

Lmao I’m crying

lmfaoooo wylin

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lediableaquatre:

How tumblr thinks statistics works.

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1800-sex-offender:

"So expensive…" As i whispered to myself looking at the 5 dollar price tag.

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ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

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ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

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thatfunnyblog:

when you forget to click anon

rosyemily:

me when someone tries to flirt with me

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communistbakery:

i’ve disappointed my entire family but at least i didn’t drop the first iphone 6

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poparoll:

This is actually a much more accurate representation of love than a photo of two people kissing could ever hope to be.

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