pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

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highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

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take a shower then dry my hair

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come down stairs ready for breakfast

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greet the mailman

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rickydillon:

iwishihadafather:

she’s deaf you bitch

"oh, you’re deaf"

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ronyoblind:

justanothergreyface:

magicallyalexa:

Disney Characters and Little Characters

Disney Moments

(not my photos)

Oh my god that last one.

Baby’s First Smoulder.

Baby’s First Smoulder.

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janecrocker:

FRIEND SAD…

CANNOT HELP

WHAT

FRIEND

NO

DO NOT SAD FRIEND

FRIEND NO

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towongfoo:

vinebox:

IM WEAK

TEXRYCUVIBCUTYRXTEZ

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vinebox:

This dude really made his own vine as well

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xoticcows:

THAT’S HOW THIS SCENE WAS MADE?!?

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mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

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thetindog:

theladthatlived:

georgesus:

"He’s a little fighter. He kind of, he wriggles around quite a lot.” - Prince William

its like when you take dogs out of water and they carry on swimming

MOTHER, UNHAND ME, I HAVE A COUNTRY TO GOVERN

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dietcrush:

My mom was born in 1969 so some of her usernames have a 69 at the end and I haven’t found an appropriate way to tell her why she can’t do this

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amethystfountains:

paigethenotebook:

tim4eus:

catsforlivvy:

idratherdreamofjune:

softdespair:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

you say russian and i raise you chinese

Chinese doctors' handwriting

*gasp of horror*

OHMYGOD STOP.

alright but

Hebrew tho

i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything

Okay so I read Hebrew and I literally cannot make out a single letter of that.

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spygoodie:

adolf-hitler-loves-kyman:

adolf-hitler-loves-kyman:

adolf-hitler-loves-kyman:

adolf-hitler-loves-kyman:

adolf-hitler-loves-kyman:

adolf-hitler-loves-kyman:

adolf-hitler-loves-kyman:

BACKSTORY-I made my two Sims have four children-Hitler, Satan, God, and Jesus. Shortly after, both parents got abducted my aliens. Jesus was being held by his father at the time, so Jesus was abducted as well. The other three babies were taken by the social worker.

Some day, a poor Sim is going to adopt a baby, and the baby will arrive at the house, and the baby’s name will be Hitler.

UPDATE-Five more babies are the result of the alien abduction. There is now Shrek, Billybob, Potato, Shrek Jr, and Spongebob. Jesus is the only human baby, and, guessing from his thoughts, he dislikes his alien siblings.

UPDATE: Because I want these babies to survive into adulthood for mating purposes, I have spawned about twenty generic adult Sims. These Sims have one purpose in life: To help the babies survive into adulthood. I predict that many of the adults shall die, as the house I created is a glorified death trap.

UPDATE: Four adults have already died in a house fire caused by a toaster pastry that was left in the oven. I am starting to loose faith in the children surviving infancy at this rate, but I shall still continue in my goal.

UPDATE: The house has been on fire for about two Sim days now. Instead of putting it out, the adults just keep dancing around it. A few have started crying because they have to urinate. The babies are all laying throughout the house.

UPDATE: The fire is glitching, so it won’t go away now. However, the Sims have started ignoring it. In order to make this more entertaining for me, I have made all of the adults hate each other. There has been nearly constant fighting and crying since then.


In order to try and electrocute a Sim, I have places several broken TVs around the house, and put puddles of water by them. No body has been electrocuted so far.

The babies are doing fine, thanks to cheats.

UPDATE: I am done playing for now. Before I left, the house was on fire again and three Sims were stuck in the pool.

This is the greatest post I have ever seen.

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chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 

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