memewhore:

vitaer:

Dash did a thing…

omg how lol

wealwaysbreathe:

sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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OH MY FUCKINg GOD

(via 0newishh)

mens-rights-activia:

Benedict Cumberbatch is stopped yet again from illegally downloading movies, God bless

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

unclefather:

this is the scene of the crime

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

(via snakes-crawl-at-night)

jerryspringers:

when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering

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(via snakes-crawl-at-night)

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

(via snakes-crawl-at-night)

Lemony Snicket’s dedications to Beatrice in A Series of Unfortunate Events

(via so-young-yet-so-cynical)

james-winston:

Posey being a good role model and hiding his beer, bless.

(via thatfunnyblog)

luteylumi:

This speaks to me on an emotional level.

(via odd-pulp)

lizziemcswagger:

apupy:

fruitsgarden:

look at these idiots just sitting around

get jobs

contribute to society

(via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

spiritdick:

I want to know why

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