absentions:

it’s so rare that you meet someone who makes you feel so warm and happy like they are like sunshine and you just want them around all the time

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bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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castielsteenwolf:

pr1nceshawn:

The evolution of Halloween costumes for girls…

this is really important

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kittensnugs:

thetattedstoner:

viciouscunt:

weed-plnts:

supramitch:

The car enthusiast, who is a member of the U.S. Military, hated the car’s silver color. One evening, he let his wife doodle on a few scratches on the bumper, and when the sun came up and he saw her stunningly intricate and elegant drawings, they knew they had to forge on. While he worked on tuning the insides, she drew on the car.

After roughly 100 hours of work and several clear coats to protect the design, they had an impressively beautiful car that they had tuned up as a team! (x)

i swear i saw this like YEARS ago, why did it only resurface now ? 

woahhhhhh hope he never sells that car

This is adorable and awesome

She deserves a lot of head

"she deserves a lot of head"

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thatfunnyblog:

this show is incredible

snaggypax:

everets:

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

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clannyphantom:

IM SO EXCITED

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spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

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atlanticazul96:

Re-watching a movie and seeing the villain before they’re revealed as the villain like

image

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britney:

rolexz:

Eminem getting his Britney Spears on [x]

stan

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sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

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heyitsmary-chan:

highlyglamorous:

I don’t like this new fad where bunnies are called buns, they are not warm crispy baked bread rolls. No.

image

Please explain this then

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

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